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Not
one person emailed me to take me up on my Valentine’s Day offer of
coffee. Are you women that superficial? I know that some of you live near
me, so why didn’t you email me? Way to judge me without even meeting me,
you stupid RETARDS. So what if I have a few extra pounds, I’VE BEEN TOLD
I HAVE A FRICKIN’ HEART OF GOLD. Hundreds of thousands of people have
visited my website just to read my thoughts and ponderings, so I’m
obviously an attractive guy on the inside. I’ve received so many
compliments from my fans that I can’t even post them all. People
everywhere love my work. Male Canadians adore me! *I’m* going places,
and YOU idiots have the nerve to completely ignore me? Well, YOUR LOSS.
The more popular I become the less inclined I am going to be to ever open myself up to embarrassment like I did in my Valentine’s Day rant. That’s just a plain fact. That coffee invitation may very well end up being a once in a lifetime offer. How will you feel when I’m plastered all over Newsweek? You’ll feel like a FRICKING MORON won’t you? Well, tough crap. You missed the boat, ladies. I was just trying to reach out in friendship, and I was rejected. How do you think that feels? I’ll tell you, it hurts. REAL bad. If I had known I was going to be shunned I wouldn't have wasted my time. It confirms that all of the hatred I've felt for women in the past was fully justified. I was going to hold the door open for you, listen to you talk (a horrible form of TORTURE), ask you questions about your life… Do all of the stupid garbage women like. I WAS EVEN GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR COFFEE! I’m a great person on the inside, but most women won’t even give me the time of day because I'm slightly overweight. I guess my theories on women being completely STUPID are true. Women only care about some brain-dead moron with muscles and a tan (which explains why so many military personnel are married), but guess what? HE CAN’T TAKE YOU THE PLACES I’M GOING. You know what? I don't need you. This Toobis doesn’t need ANY woman tagging along, cramping his style. A lot of people who read my site consider me a hero. Why should I have to settle for the dregs of society anyway? Women have just proven to me, once and for all, that they wouldn’t know a good guy if he barfed all over their lap in a Chinese restaurant. And don’t think I don’t have ANY female friends. Tonight I am going to hang out with one of my very old female friends, who, unlike you bunch of yeast infected rejects, actually takes the time to get to know the person I am on the inside. She has even said that if she wasn’t married she’d date me. Have fun with your worthless lives, marrying your worthless brain-dead husbands, and spawning your worthless children. And if someday I XX XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX XXX X XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXX (this section of text was ordered removed by the Langley Police, details in this rant), you only have YOURSELVES to blame. Morons. Man I’m pissed! Toobis is NOT having a good day!! This is Toobis, SIGNING OUT. |
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