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| TOOBIS IS PISSED.
I spend hard-earned money putting this website up, spend
hours and hours writing numerous ORIGINAL, THOUGHT-PROVOKING, and EYE-OPENING rants
about IMPORTANT TOPICS, and how do a few MORONS respond? "Oh you're
just trying to rip off maddox". "Looks like a maddox immitator".
WHO IS THIS MADDOX IDIOT? So I
conducted a little research, and I now present to you my findings:
MADDOX is a popular, and quite MORONIC, COMEDY SITE, run by an AMERICAN who calls his site the "BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE". Yeah, telling people your site is the "best page on the internet" must make it true, MORON. He wastes his time blabbing on and on about movies he hates, and Jenny Jones, and cars, and other UNIMPORTANT GARBAGE, all in the form of time stamped articles (which he gets around to writing once every month or so, LAZY BASTARD!!), similar to my rants. The only thing is, THEY ARE STUPID AND MORONIC. My rants are about things that SOMEBODY MIGHT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT. But then, I guess he IS an American. Americans are more interested in movies and food than they are in current events, which I guess explains why they CONTINUE TO ELECT MORONS and SUPPORT IMMORAL WARS. Maddox is a fine example of the UNITED STATES PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM at work, and he can kiss my FAT CANADIAN BEHIND. Another thing that PISSES ME OFF is how I'm compared with maddox because I write entries on my website that have dates next to them. Well guess what, MORONS? He didn't invent the "frequently updated website", and neither did I. These kinds of sites have been in existence FOR YEARS. I guess because we both use a black background though (I have since changed mine) I must be trying to rip him off?? Man, I'm pissed! So why is MADDOX's site so popular? For all for all of the reasons I mentioned above. Because Americans only care about movies and other TRIVIAL GARBAGE. Iraqi civilians are getting BLASTED APART daily, but all most Americans care to think about is when the next STAR WARS movie is going to come out! Remember when Passion of Christ came out and people in the states went CRAZY and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of dollars to see it? Allow me to tell you why. It's because people in the U.S. have been hearing about "the bible" for years and it has always sparked their curiosity. However, MOST AMERICANS ARE TOO DAMN LAZY TO READ IT (Or ANY BOOK!), SO THEY HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THE MOVIE CAME OUT. That's probably why directors in the States keep churning out horrible set-in-the-20th-century interpretations of Shakespeare's plays. BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY MOST AMERICANS WILL EVER BE EXPOSED TO "THE BARD". ILLITERATE MORONS WHO THINK THEY RUN THE WORLD PISS TOOBIS OFF! Maddox's site offers these images for
people to use when linking back to his
stupid-American-trying-to-form-an-opinion-and-failing
site: Well, in response I have decided to offer my own brand of images to counter his "brilliant" litter-your-website-with-ads marketing technique (and no, MORONS, he didn't invent that either). Use the HTML code to the right of the images to link your site to Toobis.com:
(This rant is followed-up here.) |
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